I love my family, but sometimes I think being a 'long distance' older brother is like pulling nails. I swear, my teenage brothers have been pulling all kinds of crap for freaking ever and it's got to stop. It's one thing when they're just annoying me, it's another matter entirely if they think pissing off their mother is funny. Things like that make me want to abduct them, dress them in one-piece red pajamas with the bottom cut out, then unleash a rampant wildebeest on 'em. That is all.