So, a coworker got a papercut, and so another coworker and I decided to comment on the matter while the bleeding associate removed his band aid in front of us.
Me: Jeez, what's with the no band aid? Is he trying to spread biological matter everywhere?
Coworker: Yeah, he could be spreading SquAIDS
Me: Or ShAIDS.
Coworker: I wonder which SquAIDS is worse though. Squirrel AIDS or Squid AIDS? Maybe with the squid AIDS you could at least develop the ability to squirt ink, or something.
Me: I'm thinking squirrel AIDS is worse, because then you'd just become more annoying.
Coworker: Yeah, then they'd just be running around all hyper looking for nuts.
Me: No, that's how you get SquAIDS
Me: Jeez, what's with the no band aid? Is he trying to spread biological matter everywhere?
Coworker: Yeah, he could be spreading SquAIDS
Me: Or ShAIDS.
Coworker: I wonder which SquAIDS is worse though. Squirrel AIDS or Squid AIDS? Maybe with the squid AIDS you could at least develop the ability to squirt ink, or something.
Me: I'm thinking squirrel AIDS is worse, because then you'd just become more annoying.
Coworker: Yeah, then they'd just be running around all hyper looking for nuts.
Me: No, that's how you get SquAIDS
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