My wife is too smart for my own good

 Back when we were dating, my wife and I were discussing some fun weekend road trips we can do together, and when one town (that shall remain nameless) was mentioned and I responded with, 

"Nah, I can't go there. Too many people actually want me dead in that town."

To which my wife responded, "Really? What's her name?"

I was completely at a loss for words, because dangit, she was right!