UMs: The lighthearted side

Figured after so much crazyness I'd have to make a post with a little more of the lighthearted side of the spectrum of mystery. So here's an assortment of odd, funny, weird, dumb, or just plain silly cases I saw over time. Just put on some silly music such as this one or this one. Or, if you still want, you can just put on the great theme song cover again, 

Cap'n Crunch Freedom Crunch cereal, was it ever real? Does anyone really care? Apparently, the internet does:
https://www.reddit.com/r/UnresolvedMysteries/comments/ohw46v/the_elusive_capn_crunch_freedom_crunch_cereal_did/

Apparently stealing snack cakes has become a big criminal enterprise. I think they just misunderstood when someone said they need to steal some ho-hos:
https://www.reddit.com/r/UnresolvedMysteries/comments/qzyphl/who_keeps_stealing_little_debbie_snack_cakes_in/

Serial pooping is not only an issue but is still an issue when you catch people brown-handed on CCTV:
https://www.reddit.com/r/UnresolvedMysteries/comments/q6wa6x/who_is_japans_infamous_mr_poop/

The world's largest purchaser of glitter insists on remaining a secret, despite being a well-known industry. How odd. 
https://www.reddit.com/r/UnresolvedMysteries/comments/a8hrk0/which_mystery_industry_is_the_largest_buyer_of/

The mystery vending machine that continually stocks only rare or discontinued sodas in Seattle (hint: I bet they live in Portland):
https://www.reddit.com/r/nonmurdermysteries/comments/ekoco6/til_of_a_mystery_soda_vending_machine_that/

A really odd art project that asks people to call and leave messages describing their "weird dreams" to an automated line suddenly resurfaces recently in Salt Lake City, Utah:
https://www.reddit.com/r/UnresolvedMysteries/comments/ktp4wr/happy_valley_dream_survey/