So come to find yesterday that Kalashnikov USA has a new deal on their website that offers one of each of their guns along with an Adidas-style track jacket and they are calling it the "Russian Starter Pack".
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| For the low price of only $4,999.99. Act now! |
This is a hilariously great move by them to embrace the silliness of of what Americans know of gopnik culture, but I feel like there was a real missed opportunity with the name to be more funny. I was thinking more along the lines of:
The Slav Starter Set
The Gopnik Gift Pack
The Kalashnikov Kid Kit
The Avtomat Avenger Pack
The Kalashnikov Kid Kit
The Avtomat Avenger Pack
The Tula Team Track Pack
The Babushka Bundle
Let me know if you think I missed any other low hanging fruit here. Also, if I had the cash for it, I'd still get it.
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